Heaven's not enough
that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

jjxdecastro:

i
heard
u
were
talkin
shit

jjxdecastro:

i

heard

u

were

talkin

shit

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

fancymarquis:

the evolution of Jean I guess??

hes like a pokemon

ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

knockknoxronald:

That yellowish green glimmer…

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

niuniente:

I saw natsui's cute comic of overprotective boyfriends and though “what if the bara bfs took their job extremely seriously…”

Haru you shouldn’t say anything about public stripping!