THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
the evolution of Jean I guess??
hes like a pokemon
velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets
youre gonna look so godamn cool
That yellowish green glimmer…
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time